What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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A seal walks into a club.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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belly button

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Shea's sty....

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What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Two guys walk into a bar.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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