- Anti Joke

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What can hitler cook well Steak

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

why are balck people black because they are

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling