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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Choir.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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