- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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