- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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