Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

The truth is he loves her!!

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Rebecca Black.

what tall and looks like a jew?

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Anti Joke

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