Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Thats what she said

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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