What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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