- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

WHO WANTS SOW????

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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