- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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