Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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