- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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