- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

THE GAME.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

What do you call white trash Garbage

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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