What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Poop swing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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