- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

rocky is here again.......................

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

whats black and white? a zebra

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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