- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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