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I'm gay.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Christianity.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Your adopted.....

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Anti Joke

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