- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

1+2 = 6

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

what's white and sticky semen

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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