Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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