Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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