Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Anti Joke

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