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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

arena football

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What does water smell like? water.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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