- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Your text.

No!

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Neil Lewis

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??