- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

What's 9+10? 19.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

H o m o comes out as homo

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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