- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

go F*** yourself

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Robin, get in the car!

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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