- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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