- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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