Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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