- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

A baby seal walks into a club.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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