what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Yo mama is so fat she died

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Knock knock Fuck off!

If you were a pie I'd eat you

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A man makes a sandwich.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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