A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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