what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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YOU

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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