Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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whats 2+2? 4

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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