What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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