What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Knock knock.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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