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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

HELLO EVERYONE

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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