- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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