What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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