- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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