- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Sex education in Texas,

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

i saw amango it splootered

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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