- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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