Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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