- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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