There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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