- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

It's likely that very few people will read this.

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What did John name his dog? Doggy

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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