- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

A drunk guy walks into a car

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

bite me

Dyslexia ruels!

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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