What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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i saw amango it splootered

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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