- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Yellow People !!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??