- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Women's rights

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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