So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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