- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

i saw amango it splootered

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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