- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Whose your daddy? Not me

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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