- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

like if your cool

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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