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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

The american education system.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..