Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Your big dick.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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