- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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