a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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