- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

. . I am a whale

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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