- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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