What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

A house comes around the corner.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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