how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Cripples are lame.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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