- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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