Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Yellow People !!

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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