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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why so serious ?

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What page are you on The gay page.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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