How do you scare a black man? You dont

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where's mom I killed her

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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