- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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