Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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i saw amango it splootered

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What's 9+10? 19

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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