- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Fat? Jesse Z

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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