Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Womens rights

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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