why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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I like the color potato.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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