whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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