Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Cripples are lame.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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