- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

steven hawking walks into a bar

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

I have cancer. And you're next.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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