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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Q: knok knok A: Im home

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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