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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Allah walked into AK Bar

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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