- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Brain fart

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??