A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

I named my son ps2 controller

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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