- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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