- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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