- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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