- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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