- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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