What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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