Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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