- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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