- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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