- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Stop driving smart cars you fags

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

13 =B you just learned something

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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