Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Tilt your screen back .

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Anti Joke

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