- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Hello.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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