- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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