- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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