- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

you give like i give lomain

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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