- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Brain fart

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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