- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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