"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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