Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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