- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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