Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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