Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Why so serious ?

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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What page are you on The gay page.

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