- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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