What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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