- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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