- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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