- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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