whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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