- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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