- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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