- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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