Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Your big dick.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Anti Joke

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