Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Women's Rights

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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