- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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