Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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