- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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