wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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stinky boner

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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hello

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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