Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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