- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

deez nuts

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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