- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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