Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Cancer

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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