- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

haha black people :D

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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