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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Go away still nothing to see

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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