Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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