- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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