What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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