Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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school homewrok

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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