Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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