- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

whats green and lives in the water

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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