A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Anti Joke

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