What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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