Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Your mums a potato

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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I have a horse.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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