- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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