- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

All of these jokes are about white people

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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