A hill billy went fishing

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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woman's lacrosse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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