Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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