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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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