- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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