- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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