Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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