- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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