- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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