Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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