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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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