Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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